THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT
NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE
(Source: wakeupandbefree, via dedicatedfool)
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
(Source: outtatheskies, via selectivelyattentive)
Have you ever noticed that when you do a Google search it tells you how many results they had and how long it took for them to find the results?

OH LOOK AT US. WE GOT ALMOST 7 MILLION RESULTS IN LESS THAN A QUARTER SECOND.
WE’RE SO AMAZING.
google is a cocky fuck.












